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#1 Harlequin

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 02:52 PM

Fire the person below you and give a reason.


Eg.

You're fired for wearing the same outfit to work for three straight months!

#2 BOO

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 03:02 PM

Your Fired Boo !
You,v been wearing that black leather vest for 10 yrs now ohmy.gif
So on ya bike................ cool.gif
FTW......Feel The Wind laugh.gif Boo rides off into the sunset cool.gif

#3 Channel.4

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 03:08 PM

Hey I didn't get fired! Cool.

The person below me is fired for eating garlic and sardine sandwiches in a crowded office.
D'You hear me YOURE FIRED!

#4 minxi vixen

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:20 PM

Yes I think I do deserve that one unsure.gif


Next person - - - - -


Oi you! Get ur ass out of her! I have had enough of your wingeing and woe-is-me talk. You're fired - - now piss off!!!!! mad.gif

#5 Harlequin

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:29 PM

That's depressed me sad.gif

Right! dry.gif

The next person is fired for blocking up the gents urinal with used fag ends.
It cost a fortune to unblock the drains...You're Fired!

#6 FBG

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:05 PM

your fired for turning up everyday

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 02:17 PM

Next person

Do you know why you here?

Good.

You're Fired. Now get out!

#8 FBG

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:27 PM

your fired............for not taking your teeth out biggrin.gif

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 05:01 PM

You're fired..........for sneaking off fishing again last night! sad.gif

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 09:13 PM

I havent been fishing in years! I'm taking you to the employment tribunal mad.gif


And now you.. I've been telling you to get a hair cut for three years but have you? No and now its dont to your ankles. You're fired - you hippy! mad.gif

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 07:34 PM

sad.gif but you said i scared the customers so i thought i would grew it


your fired i warned you. casual friday doesn't mean pj's

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Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:09 PM

Well you should have been more specific then dry.gif

YOUR FIRED, THE PHOTOCOPIER IS FOR PHOTOCOPYING AND NOTHING ELSE!!! mad.gif

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 03:02 PM

But my ass is too good to keep to myself.

You're fired for leaving coffee stains on the desk, how many more times.......USE A COASTER!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 09:54 AM

a what??



your fired i have counted all the pencils and one is missing

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 10:02 AM

You're fired because everyone else firing each other and now it's my turn!




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