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#1 Maha

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 08:30 PM

It's not difficult!

All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A doctor
15. A psychologist
16. A pest exterminator
17. A psychiatrist
18. A healer
19. A good listener
20. An organizer
21. A good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
43. Give her compliments regularly
44. Love shopping
45. Be honest
46. Be very rich
47. Not stress her out
48. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52. Never to forget:
53. Birthdays
54. Anniversaries
55. Arrangements she makes..... That's all!

#2 Maha

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 09:00 PM

impossiable :rolleyes:

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 09:03 PM

mine is more simple ask luce

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 10:15 PM

;) no wonder I'v never quite found Mr Right :rolleyes:

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 10:17 PM

Just use the tongue plenty, thats all i ask :rolleyes:

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 10:26 PM

always_pain, on Mar 19 2006, 08:30 PM, said:

It's not difficult!

All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A doctor
15. A psychologist
16. A pest exterminator
17. A psychiatrist
18. A healer
19. A good listener
20. An organizer
21. A good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
43. Give her compliments regularly
44. Love shopping
45. Be honest
46. Be very rich
47. Not stress her out
48. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52. Never to forget:
53. Birthdays
54. Anniversaries
55. Arrangements she makes..... That's all!
f*** that think i'd rather go without :rolleyes:

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 10:54 PM

Very true. If you live by a set of rules like that, you're buggered

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:32 AM

I do daily lingual stretching exercises followed by lingual calisthenics.

They're not easy, but the results keep my woman happy, happy. :rolleyes:

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 11:53 AM

becks, on Mar 19 2006, 09:03 PM, said:

mine is more simple ask luce
:rolleyes:

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 11:10 PM

How to Keep a man Happy.......


Be a cook in the kitchen......
Be a maid in the Living room.....
and be a Whore in the bed room..........


And quiet when the football is on.

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 11:01 AM

I am the devil, on Mar 20 2006, 11:10 PM, said:

How to Keep a man Happy.......


Be a cook in the kitchen......
Be a maid in the Living room.....
and be a Whore in the bed room..........


And quiet when the football is on.
:rolleyes:

#12 Dream

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 11:47 AM

So That's why I've had so many GFs :rolleyes:

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 11:48 AM

Dream, on Mar 21 2006, 11:47 AM, said:

So That's why I've had so many GFs :rolleyes:
awww *hugs*

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 11:49 AM

i dont need all that....that would be a chore to both of the people in the relationship and it will hit rock bottom...nice and casual suits me fine :rolleyes:

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 12:09 PM

lucecantgeton, on Mar 21 2006, 12:49 PM, said:

i dont need all that....that would be a chore to both of the people in the relationship and it will hit rock bottom...nice and casual suits me fine :rolleyes:
Areyou free on Saturday? ;)




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