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[Harlequin]

May have a new game for you lot. Or at least if it's appeared here I can't remember it

It's "corrupt a wish"...a bit evil but what the heck!

Someone makes a wish, and the following person grants it, but makes it all go pear shaped in some way, and then makes a wish of their own.

Example:


I wish: I was the most handsome man on earth.

Following person: Granted, but all the women drop dead.

(And then he/she makes a wish)

Got it?

Here's a starting wish.

I wish I had a million pounds.

[FBG]

Granted, but inflation goes up by 1,000,000 %



I wish I was easys wife

[easylife]

Granted but KY Gell gets banned

I wish Leeds were back in the premiership

[FBG]

Granted but your home kit is changed to all pink



I wish I had a 14 inch plonker

[easylife]

Granted, but kept in proportion to the rest of your body, your now 46 foot tall

I wish Chips were good for you

[FBG]

granted, but you have to eat them 3 times a day to make them good for you



I wish I was a writer

[easylife]

Granted, The gay times are on the phone offering you a column

I wish you could grab peoples avatars.

[FBG]

granted, but you become an avatar



I wish Kate Winslet fancied me

[easylife]

Granted, but you become that pie and peas supper she has been fancying for ages

I wish I had a full head of hair

[ice]

granted but hair starts grewing everywhere and you can no longer see.


i wish, i had a self cleaning house

[easylife]

Granted, But it cleans to well and shrinks in the wash, it is now a bungalow

I wish I had a BLT

[ice]

granted, but the shop girl has forgot to add the bacon so it is all salad



i wish, this weekend was over

[easylife]

Granted, but its last weekend, so you still have this weekend to look forward too.

I wish I didn't need to work

[ice]

granted, you win the lottery, but now everywhere you go you are followed by the press, look out theres a tunnel ahead


i wish i was taller

[easylife]

Granted, but at 6'9" you keep banging your head on everything

I wish I had a flash car