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[easylife]

thought it was time to bring this thread back, lie about the person above, the more outrageous the better

[ice]

is a hard worker

[easylife]

Has bought all her christmas presents from oxfam

[rozza]

ties children onto railway tracks

[easylife]

Has her own working model of the lakeside, in her back garden

[zoroaster]

Has model electric train set that he blows up for fun.

[FBG]

Was a farepak director, who is gonna have a great xmas

[zoroaster]

Doesn't know his way around London at all.

[rozza]

mistreats dogs

[Aoife]

Likes dancing naked to the Bee Gees

[zoroaster]

Flashes old men to give them heart attacks -- has succeeded twice.

[Aoife]

Pisses in a bucket next to his bed during the night, he's too lazy to go to the toilet

[zoroaster]

Has pissed in a bucket in public.

[Aoife]

Pees his pants on a regular basis

[zoroaster]

Spits green ones in public.