Hats of Meat

I have to say, the ones that are dead carcuses are..

I'm going to find it hard to go into work and not make myself a hat

(if you don't know i work on a meat and fish counter )

think they would start to hum a bit on a warm day

*wonders how dead animals can retain the ability to hum*

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OH! Smell! Yea i get ya.

I think i'll start calling you trigger

Why? Cos i'm so increadably quick of the mark

I can barely stand to touch raw meat, let alone putting it on my head

Whats wrong with touching raw meat?

You touch mine

Lol that was poor, even by your standards

I know i know i apologise for that..

it was so bad she didnt even respond to it




But anyway I have no trouble touching actual raw meat, or fish.. i have to do that for my job

Glad people realised what i was doing there

I'm clever like that

By doing what? going that low?

No.. but realising you were doing that

oh. well done

Oh well, we'll sweep it under the carpet along with the other poor lines and cigerette buts.