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Scorpio
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:19 AM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:16 PM)
Men  dry.gif

.. well one or two anyway ...

You told us off just now and said we had to cheer up..........

I didnt mean you and frere tongue.gif
Frere
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:22 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:19 AM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:16 PM)
Men  dry.gif

.. well one or two anyway ...

You told us off just now and said we had to cheer up..........

I didnt mean you and frere tongue.gif

Oh it's not us. Is it anything you wish to share?
teeo
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:22 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:19 AM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:16 PM)
Men  dry.gif

.. well one or two anyway ...

You told us off just now and said we had to cheer up..........

I didnt mean you and frere tongue.gif

I know that, well - I hoped that it wasn't us. Just that you are in the dumps a bit.

Have a look at Brave Mr Penguin - that'll do it.
Scorpio
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:25 AM)

Have a look at Brave Mr Penguin - that'll do it.

I do like penguins, especially their little waddle and I loved them in Mary Poppins. Its a bonus if they carry a handbag laugh.gif
Scorpio
QUOTE (Frere @ Dec 24 2004, 12:24 AM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:22 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:19 AM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:16 PM)
Men  dry.gif

.. well one or two anyway ...

You told us off just now and said we had to cheer up..........

I didnt mean you and frere tongue.gif

Oh it's not us. Is it anything you wish to share?

I cant really Ash, but thanks.


Heyyy its sir cliff again! hehe I like that! laugh.gif
teeo
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:27 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:25 AM)

Have a look at Brave Mr Penguin - that'll do it.

I do like penguins, especially their little waddle and I loved them in Mary Poppins. Its a bonus if they carry a handbag laugh.gif

It's that name again - MP - funny how often that crops up.
Scorpio
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:31 AM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:27 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:25 AM)

Have a look at Brave Mr Penguin - that'll do it.

I do like penguins, especially their little waddle and I loved them in Mary Poppins. Its a bonus if they carry a handbag laugh.gif

It's that name again - MP - funny how often that crops up.

laugh.gif I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not her. Im not practically perfect in every way
teeo
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:33 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:31 AM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:27 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:25 AM)

Have a look at Brave Mr Penguin - that'll do it.

I do like penguins, especially their little waddle and I loved them in Mary Poppins. Its a bonus if they carry a handbag laugh.gif

It's that name again - MP - funny how often that crops up.

laugh.gif I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not her. Im not practically perfect in every way

No - I don't suppose any of us are.

My wife LOOKS like Julie Andrews.
Scorpio
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:34 AM)
My wife LOOKS like Julie Andrews.

Hmm is that a good thing or a bad thing? blink.gif
teeo
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 23 2004, 11:35 PM)
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 12:34 AM)
My wife LOOKS like Julie Andrews.

Hmm is that a good thing or a bad thing? blink.gif

Julie Andrews was a good looking lady in her yoof. My Mrs still is.

(A good looking lady, that is - so to speak, kinda thing)

Look.....
teeo
I was rudely awoken from a pre-meditated lie-in this morning by our neighbour.

What was he doing, that woke me?


CUTTING THE EFFING GRASS - AT 09.00 ON CHRISTMAS BLOODY EVE.

That's what.
Scorpio
QUOTE (teeo @ Dec 24 2004, 11:55 AM)
I was rudely awoken from a pre-meditated lie-in this morning by our neighbour.

What was he doing, that woke me?


CUTTING THE EFFING GRASS - AT 09.00 ON CHRISTMAS BLOODY EVE.

That's what.

We were woken and half 10 by the pikey kids across the road who kept screaming Daddy Daddy! I tried to slam the window shut but it these double glazed things dont have the same loud effect as the old metal framed windows huh.gif
Frere
IAC had snow, and will have even more. mad.gif
While me have none
pink4eva
my f**king brother.
IAC
QUOTE (Frere @ Dec 24 2004, 05:00 PM)
IAC had snow, and will have even more. mad.gif
While me have none

Here have some! tongue.gif We have plenty laugh.gif
Frere
QUOTE (IAC @ Dec 24 2004, 04:02 PM)
QUOTE (Frere @ Dec 24 2004, 05:00 PM)
IAC had snow, and will have even more.  mad.gif
While me have none

Here have some! tongue.gif We have plenty laugh.gif

laugh.gif Just have to rub it in don't ya
IAC
HHHMMMM! Snow snow snow snow

Soory but snow
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Sorry I am in bit of a wierd mood
Frere
LOL. Well so am i. Virtually everyone seems to be happy today! Wonder why.
*walks off pondering while humming 'santa claus is coming to town'*
fatgirlgreen
happy now but not ealier when hubby fatboy stayed in bed while I shopped, cooked, cleaned then got up and strolled out to get my pressie. Olny took an hour and that was with getting himself a Wimpey as well!! icon_sad.gif
Scorpio
Hi FGG, nice to meet you!

CSI!! Cool biggrin.gif
fatgirlgreen
I'm a huge fan, I've watched so much I could probably do the job by now. Haven't got around to getting the computer game yet tho'.
Frere
QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ Dec 24 2004, 06:07 PM)
I'm a huge fan, I've watched so much I could probably do the job by now. Haven't got around to getting the computer game yet tho'.

Hi FatGirlGreen. biggrin.gif
I've both games. Completed the first, but got stuck on the first level of the second. rolleyes.gif I'm a big fan of the T.V series and things that are related to Forensics.
fatgirlgreen
I've got to get them, hoping for xmas but I'll be lucky! love anything to do with murder, any books I read if theres no dead body in first 20 pages I'm disappointed
Frere
Well if you do get them, and you get past the first level on the second one (dark motives) you have to tell me how. They are really good.
I went on a forensics course a few weekends back, and that had things to do with murder and stuff like it. It was very good.
How can anyone be p***ed off today? It's christmas tomorrow!!! icon_biggrin.gif
fatgirlgreen
I could cope with dead bodies as long as eyes aren't involved. Very happy, turkeys in cooking slowly overight as got Best Christmas Album on
Frere
Best christmas album eh? Must have Sir Cliff Richard on it then, if not it certainly is not the best!
I don't eat turkey, more for everyone else aswell. LOL
fatgirlgreen
It has, Mistletoe and bloody wine! Whats wrong with turkey? Got David Essex , Winters day at the mo'
Frere
Mistletoe and wine is the song that got me in the christmas sprit.
I'm not a big fan of meat, i'll eat bits and bob's here and there but not alot
Scorpio
QUOTE (Sneaky snurker @ Dec 24 2004, 05:42 PM)
I don't eat turkey, more for everyone else aswell. LOL 



We're having capon. A nice fat juicy chicken mmmmm icon_biggrin.gif
Frere
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 24 2004, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Sneaky snurker @ Dec 24 2004, 05:42 PM)
I don't eat turkey, more for everyone else aswell. LOL 



We're having capon. A nice fat juicy chicken mmmmm icon_biggrin.gif

Cluck.
ph34r.gif
Scorpio
QUOTE (Sneaky snurker @ Dec 24 2004, 10:31 PM)
i'll eat bits and bob's here and there but not alot

Not my mate bob I hope laugh.gif
Scorpio
QUOTE (Frere @ Dec 24 2004, 10:32 PM)
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 24 2004, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Sneaky snurker @ Dec 24 2004, 05:42 PM)
I don't eat turkey, more for everyone else aswell. LOL 



We're having capon. A nice fat juicy chicken mmmmm icon_biggrin.gif

Cluck.
ph34r.gif

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes I love that joke! laugh.gif
Frere
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 24 2004, 09:32 PM)
QUOTE (Frere @ Dec 24 2004, 10:31 PM)
i'll eat bits and bob's here and there but not alot

Not my mate bob I hope laugh.gif

Ya never know. LOL laugh.gif
fatgirlgreen
and I thought it was turkeys that gobbled! laugh.gif
Scorpio
LOL frere certainly gobbles alright laugh.gif
Frere
QUOTE (Scorpio @ Dec 24 2004, 09:35 PM)
LOL frere certainly gobbles alright laugh.gif

It's funny cause it's true... laugh.gif
fatgirlgreen
oooer missus
Frere
QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ Dec 24 2004, 09:38 PM)
oooer missus

You missed the worst of it a few nights back. LOL laugh.gif
fatgirlgreen
cannot be anything I haven't heard before as I live with the master of the double entendre ( and downright smutty)
Frere
Ahh, men eh? A pain in the a** sometimes ain't they? LOL ph34r.gif
fatgirlgreen
are you speaking from experience now ? icon_redface.gif
Frere
Yer. I'm one of them. laugh.gif
fatgirlgreen
fatboy reckons you're on a wind up
Frere
Why's that then? Please explian
fatgirlgreen
explian??????

an uphill gardener. Or are you just confused, is that why you cannot decide between sky blue and royal blue
Frere
My hearts sky, but my heads royal
Harlequin
I had a good friend of many years....this year he got married... No Christmas card, No e-mails (he doesn't reply to mine)...So I phoned him to say merry Crimbo and see if he was available over the holidays, his wife answered...and just put the phone down on me.

icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif
fatgirlgreen
she likes you then!
Frere
That wasn't very nice.
I think that either they think you may of done something wrong, or that she's a bunny boiler type, seening as it has all seemed to change since he got married. But that's my take on it
Harlequin
QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ Dec 24 2004, 11:13 PM)
she likes you then!

An unlikely scenario. smile.gif
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