One day a man staggered into the emergency room, with a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked him to explain what happened.

"Well," said the man, "I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a field of cows." He continued, "We went to look for it, and looking around, I noticed one of the cows had a white spot at its rear end. So I walked over and lifted up the cow's tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted up the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!!!'"