I was minding my own business, lying in bed on a Sunday morning. I was thinking of breakfast and how those sausages with their pepper taste would be next to the egg, bacon and black pudding,

The doorbell rang and two Jehovas witnesses stood there with their pamphlets.

Those of you who know me,,,,, will also know that I am an ex sailor and my hobby is cooking for friends and family.

Ex sailors have been versed in 'Offshore Language !'

Those people certainly got an earful from me >>>>> I'm Not Proud to say. !!!

Oh! that must've made their day worse.

Next time they call I am going to answer the door with nothing on and that will really make their day worse !