After his dad had been in the Old Folk's Home for a few days, his son decided to visit to see how he was settling in.

The dad was sitting in a chair and looking a bit miserable.

When asked what was wrong he told his son that if he leaned to the right of the chair,,,, then immediately an assistant was there to straighten him up. Same happenened if he leaned to the left or the front.

"Dad," he said, " That is care and they are looking after you"


The old man replied,,,, "Then how am I supposed to fart ?"