Opinions vary

Have you ever been a Member of a Naturist Club?

No not yet


Have you ever ridden a horse in a race

No


Have you ever gotten really drunk and taken off all your clothes? (in public)

No...I was sober.


Have you ever....Pinched a bottom of a stranger?

No

Have you ever been pinched by a stranger?

yes







have you ever been so drunk you missed your mouth completely

No


Have you ever been so drunk that you ended up throwing up in front of everybody?

Yes




Have you ever been so drunk you don,t remember anything?

Unfortunetly Yes.


Have you ever been so drunk you thought the closet was the toilet

No


Have you ever been so drunk, you fell down a flight of stairs

No,

Have you ever been so drunk that you didn't notice the temperture?

I,m sure its always hot near you Browny YES





So drunk you,v woke up not knowing how you got there

Oh dear my husband has
Woke up in the middle of the NT on a tennis court without his shoes.
Hasn't touched tequiler since
(those Army bases had tequiler for 50c a shot.


Have you ever been so sick that you didn't care whether you lived or died?

Yes



Have you ever been to New York city with a frog in your hand

No, can't say I have


Have you ever had a tooth knocked out

Yes Drunk again






Have you ever gone to pay for something and had no money.

No


Have you ever had such a bad hangover, you thought you was gonna die, and at times wished you would

no

Have you ever been sooooo bored you wanted to massacre everyone in the room?

No I am never that bored


Have you ever sailed across the Atlantic

No.



have you?

No

Have you ever dreamt you were asleep then woken up only in your dream?

Maybe...

have you ever not known whether you dreamt you did something or whether you actually did it?

Yes..isn't it weird????!!

Have you ever dreamy you could fly?

yes and when i landed on my ass I woke up


Have you ever been somewhere new that looks so familar you swear youve been there before??

Yes


have you ever thought that a woman who only happened to be fat was actually pregnant?

Yes

"what Baby?"........"WHAT BABY??"

Have you ever cut your own hair then wished you hadn't?

kind of

have you ever gotten such a bad hair cut that you had to use a cap until the hair grew again?

Rob..I had to use the cap even when it had grown back!!

Have you ever swung on a star?

Always


Have you ever danced by the light of the moon?

Have you seen me dance....oh dear..no idea!!

By the light of the moon would be good though!!

Have you ever stayed up all night and wished you hadn't?

yes and im working on it again tonite..


Have you ever went away for a while without telling anyone where you were..?

Yes


have you ever run out of gasoline while using the car?

Yes



Have you ever gotten lost and wont ask for directions?

well, i havent but my dad does it all the time...

have you ever had somedody you dont know wave at you?

Yep


Have you ever waved back at someone like that rather than admit you don't know who they are!

Yes It happened today again

Have you ever wondered when birds sleep

No....they sleep at night!! when its dark....except nocturnal ones!


Have you ever caught a fly in midair

yes



have you ever eaten so much you could hardly walk?

yes

have you heard a frog scream?

No


have you?

yes cat keeps torturing them in the garden

have you ever been on holiday alone?

No

Have you ever road a bike to work

Yes

Have you ever dug a ditch in a grave yard and filled it with tennis balls?

No


Have you ever hate someone very much?

YES



HAVE YOU EVER DONE NOTHING

No, that's physically impossible

Have you had a wetdream and woken up horny?

No how do i do it?



have you ever had a dry dream?

Well if they aren't wet ...then yes



Have you ever been sea sick

YES That waz wet



have you ever got the wrong mail
and been woken up by the postie
for it back

You are so funny



Have you ever thought you could be a comedian