yes many times

have you ever joined the mile high club

no


have you ever stolen a sweet from the pick and mix

yes

have you ever spat in someones food

no


have you ever dropped anything in a shop which broke

no

have you ever fell asleep on a train and missed your stop

no



have you ever seen a ghost

not seen but experienced so ill say yes

have you ever been to a psychic

no read my own cards



have you ever brokon a bone

no

have you ever had a serious accident

no

have you ever been on a diet

all the time LOL
have you ever farted in a lift

Yes, but i was by myself

Have you ever got in a lift that smelt of farts

yes the one you got out of!!!!

have you ever ripped your trousers in public

Yes, and had to work in them for the rest of the day, good job i wasn't going commando as the rip went from my crotch to my knee.

Have you ever fallen asleep in the cinema

Yes and was woken up because i was snoring.

Have you ever put a glass on a wall, and put your ear up against it, to see if you could hear what was going on in the next room

yes, when i was lodging in a terraced house. you could here the couple next door when the were argueing, but needed the glass to hear the apologies afterwards, was better than watching soaps.

Have you ever had a nosey in peoples windows

course i have!


Have you ever been caught nosing in people windows

yup, i suppose staring was a give away

have you ever started to take to someone, then realised they wernt who you thought they were, and youve no idea how they actually are.

unfortunately so


have you ever sneezed on someone?

yes, was in a queue for the cinema, and the woman infront was wearing a fur coat, just lets say it wasnt 100% fur after i sneezed

Have you ever been arrested

Not arrested no!


Have you ever been in an aeroplane?

Yes, several, but not for a while.

Have you ever been on a cruise ship

No.

Have you ever had your Mobile nicked?

Nope.


Have you ever crashed a car?

only slightly


have you ever spoiled a surpise

plenty



Have you ever been surprised?

Often, but when you expect nothing and enjoy suprises, then its all good.

Have you ever been in the local paper

Yep.


Have you ever been on telly?

yes and my mum did her nut. Scarborough reached the 3rd round of the FA cup, i went to the match and it was on Match of the day. Scarborough lost and there was a pitch invasion, the camera showed all the hooligans streaming onto the pitch and one young kid jumping up and down on a wall, yup i was the kid, well it was years ago, got a sever ear bashing when i got home.

have you ever been in an ambulance

Oh yes!


Have you ever wanted to kill marauding kids in your garden?

yes can we


have you ever been sick on a bus or train

never!


Have you ever driven a bus?

nope

have you ever smoken a cigar

yars


Have you ever felt like this? have strange things happen are you going round the twist?

I live in that state all the time

Have you ever had a bad dream that you couldnt forget all during the day

Yep! Once had a bad dream and woke up being annoyed with someone and even though I knew it was a dream it was hard work not to be angry with them when I spoke to them later!


Have you ever sworn?

F*** no



have you ever pissed on the dogs dinner

no!


Have you ever eaten the dogs dinner?

no




have you ever clipped a dogs nails

no, never want to


have you ever gone to the toilet in your pants

yes, pissed



have you ever sung viva espania in Benidorm

no never been there


have you ever been so badly sunburnt you couldnot move

yes



have you ever been so badly shagged you could'nt move

no


have you ever seen your face in the morning and wished you hadn't

no



has someone woken up next to you and vomited

no


have you ever slept with someone and regented it

yes



have you ever cooked a bloke breakfast in the morning and he said "that was nice" not meaning the breakfast

no

have you ever done anything nice for the mrs, only to get it in the neck because she was convinced you had an ulteria motive

yes



have you ever been out somewhere and misplaced one of the kids

yes, only for a second, but that was long enough

have you ever still wished you were back living with the parents