yes, in pinochio

have you ever drank a full bottle of spirits

I cant remember....................




Have you ever sang to an S Club 7 track?

Oh, and danced?

only when drunk at a wedding, my daughter wanted me too, I couldn't say no.


have you ever lost you luggage on holiday

no

have you ever got lost whilst driving on holiday

i got lost going down the road what chance do i have




have you ever given back a gift

yes
have you ever taken back a gift

nope, i put a lot of care and attention into my gift buy and never had one returned. It also helps if you ask the person what they want

Have you ever fired a gun

no

have you ever lost your temper with a policeman

Nope, but Iv help some decent replicas




Have you ever shagged a munter

Hahaha, mine was meant for easy., LOL

No.


Have you ever caused a dish or a glass to break in a restaurant (including by bumping into a waiter carrying dishes who drops them as a result)?

no thank god




have you ever lost your temper with a waitess

Nope, but Iv been tempted



Have ever stalled on a roundabout?

no

have you ever pretended there was something wrong with your food in a restaurant to get it cheap

Oh no! But good idea!!



Have you ever been mistaken for a purple alien?

Apparently I have...

trust me it works!!!!
no ive not been mistaken for an alien

have you ever driven a racing car

no, but ive allways wanted to.

have you ever wondered what a munter is.

Hahahaa Its an ugly person


Have you recieved an imaginary PM?

Ill say no, as i didn'y realise you could recieved one, ps, can i have one of what your drinking please.

have you ever shaved someone else

Yeah I have, and I didnt know they existsed either till I came here, ask Harly



Have you ever done the splitz for dare?

wish i could do the splitz

Have you ever bought some clothes, worn them, then took them back to the shop saying they didn't fit

no



have you ever been fired

yes


have you ever danced in the rain

yes and we will leave it at that thank you



have you ever draw on something you shouldn't of done

I drew a smiley face on my dogs tummy once. Shoudnt have, but she was sleeping on her back next to me when I was writing my diary- just too tempting.


Ever made a dramatic entrance?

yes

ever tripped over in public and fell flat on your face

yes




have you ever lost an ear ring

yes, several times. Doh

Have your ever stayed awake for over 24 hours straight

yes



have you ever driven your car when you know you shouldn't

no


have you ever broken something in temper

yes

have you ever told someone they look good in an outfit, when you know it makes them look awfull

yes, it looked a mess too.

have you ever been to a drive in cinema

No, but would like to

Ever been to a masked ball?

nope

have you ever worn a ballgown

no



have you ever fallen down a muddy slope

Many times, I am now proficient at sliding down backwards on my palms


Have you ever peed in a swimming pool?

no



have you ever looked for star fish in a rock pool

Yeah



Have you ever slipped on a beer puddle in a nightclub?

yeah, at least i hope it was beer, it looked like it.

Have you ever been to scared to tell the truth

Yep, last week. It may also drag on into this week too.



Have you ever had make up done for you?

yup

have you every replied to a chain letter

no



have you ever played with fire

all the time

Have you ever accussed someone of doing something they haven't

only for doing something there have


have you ever been kicked out of home

not yet, but theres plenty of time for that

have you ever got carried away about something

yes



have you ever killed a spider

yes edinburgh castle
have you ever been in the army

yes



have you ever shaved your arse

nope, i know my limits

have you ever called your OH by the wrong name

no

have you ever snogged a relative

yes

have you ever stayed in bed untill the afternoon