And that would have left you without any clothes at all... now that WOULD have been amusing

he did look funny walking around all wet

have you ever seen easy dry

yes


have you ever visited anyone from the board

no

but would love to i live farther away than any of the members i think 16 miles south from john'o'groats in a town called wick

have you ever been that far north

no

have you ever been to alton towers

yes



have you ever been to lego land

yes

have you ever been to florida

no



have you ever grown your nails really long

tried but failed

have you ever stroked a fox

no, but i have watched some from the doorway




have you ever kept fish

no i only like them with chips

have you ever stayed somewhere really remote

no but i would love too


have you ever been to switzerland

no

have you ever been in a plane

no


have you ever been sick on a boat

no ....... but have been on one

have you ever kisses a member of the same sex

yes my mum



have you ever hugged a male friend

Yes, but I prefer to hug my dogs



Have you ever had a ferret down your trousers?

no



have you ever been biten by a dog

Yup, a few times


Have you ever been bitten by a snake?

no, i have only handled a small one



have you ever kissed a frog

Probably, I know Iv kissed a toad. Everybody went `Eughw!`, I thought he was quite sweet.


Have you ever peirced your own ears?....or anything else.......

no, i would miss


have you ever had your body painted with art

No
But I want to now.




Have you ever shagged a fair ground lad?

no


have you ever gone out with shoes on

Many times, dont you?


Have you ever gone out without underwear on?

without a bra yes without pants no

have you ever fainted

no .... you rebel ice hehehe

have you ever played doctor and nurses

i was the best doll doc there was



have you ever kicked a ball into your neighbours garden as an adult

yes ...... i have a grandson

have you gone out to eat and the bill is more than you have on you

yes

have you ever given someone your car park ticket

All the time, you dont think `I` pay do you???




Have you ever tried to do the singing in the rain dance on the pavment?

No.

have you ever streaked?

No.....two left feet.

Have you ever walked a mile backwards?

No nor walked a mile backwards either.

Have you ever skydived?

yes



have you ever said hello to someone famous and they blanked you

Someone famous said hello to me and I blanked them.
I didnt know who they were and thought they can wait for the payphone just like I`m doing.


Have you ever pretended to be famous?

yes, when I was 18 I pretended I played for Fulham when chatting a lady up. She looked at me and laughed



have you ever been first class on a jumbo

Its that a euphemism?



Have you ever fallen off a boat?

Have never been on a boat, I get sea sick.









Have you ever been dumped for someone else?

Um...............not that I can remember...........


Why have you?

yes



have you ever laughed so hard you wet yourself

Yes, but I needed a wee and the person who knew woudnt let me move, so I was coerced


Have you ever been out-kinked?

Yes. Have had some kinky girlfriends in my time















Would you stray if you saw someone better?

This time? Yes

Most times no.



Have you ever left the house wearing an outfit you wish you hadnt but it was too late to go back?

everyday



have you ever loved someone too much

No





Have you ever defacated on someones food?

Eughw, gross





Have you ever sneezed and bashed your head on a window?

yes lol silly me


have u ever been caught during sex

Yes



Have you ever licked a window?