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lmao @destiny's pussy
| QUOTE (Dace @ Nov 16 2005, 02:36 AM) |
| Destinys Pussy |
So funny, I'm sure that pubs at Pitsea Essex,
never sen Destinys Pussy playing though
| QUOTE (Dace @ Nov 18 2005, 11:26 AM) |
| Naval Politics Radio Transcription |
pmsl.............I bet the plank yank still didn't change course
...
Drug Dealers and Software Developers....Comparison
| QUOTE (Harlequin @ Dec 4 2005, 10:59 PM) |
I found this hilarious....I have no Idea why  http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/ |
WTF!?
| QUOTE (lordi rock @ Dec 5 2005, 01:11 AM) | ||
WTF!? |
Erm...I did say I don't know why I found it funny...you were warned
Hay if you found that disturbing, i was splitting my sides when i saw this for the first time...
http://www.jasoncrystal.com/monkey/
http://www.jasoncrystal.com/monkey/
| QUOTE (lordi rock @ Dec 5 2005, 01:15 AM) |
| Hay if you found that disturbing, i was splitting my sides when i saw this for the first time... http://www.jasoncrystal.com/monkey/ |
*Backs away slowly*
Oh, well. Another thread that's heading for the Looney Bin... 
Oh sad it the world...
What can you really expect from a thread that is entitled "funniest finds on the web"
What can you really expect from a thread that is entitled "funniest finds on the web"
*sings*
Look at the monkey, funny monkey
Little red monkey, acting so fidgety
Look at the monkey, funny monkey
Little red monkey, cute as can be
Where is his mama, papa, sister, brother, cousin, rest-of-the-family?
Little red monkey, on his own, some very lonesome monkey is he
Listen carefully, Dick and Jimmy, 'cause here is a job for you (what is it?)
If you get him into the zoo (the zoo?)
He'd do all of his tricks for you (joy!)
Why not drop him a line or two (what for?)
Inviting him to the zoo
For if we do (then what?)
He'll be a happy, snappy monkey
Little red monkey acting so merrily
We hope you like this little red monkey
Very lonesome monkey is he
Look at the monkey, funny monkey
Little red monkey, acting so fidgety
Get out your fiddle and play him a tune, Dick
Very lonesome monkey is he
That was ghastly!
Don't think the monkey liked that medley
Seems to be jumpy, acting so fidgety
You cheer him up, Jimmy, with your euphonium
Little red monkey, cute as can be
Oh, Jim, didn't he love it too? (I got it right!)
If you listen, he'll talk to you
He will chatter the whole day through
(monkey sounds)
Now he's a snappy, happy monkey
Little red monkey acting so merrily
See how we like this little red monkey
Very troublesome monkey is he
Little red monkey
Little red monkey
Won't you stay to tea?
(monkey sounds)
He said yes!
Look at the monkey, funny monkey
Little red monkey, acting so fidgety
Look at the monkey, funny monkey
Little red monkey, cute as can be
Where is his mama, papa, sister, brother, cousin, rest-of-the-family?
Little red monkey, on his own, some very lonesome monkey is he
Listen carefully, Dick and Jimmy, 'cause here is a job for you (what is it?)
If you get him into the zoo (the zoo?)
He'd do all of his tricks for you (joy!)
Why not drop him a line or two (what for?)
Inviting him to the zoo
For if we do (then what?)
He'll be a happy, snappy monkey
Little red monkey acting so merrily
We hope you like this little red monkey
Very lonesome monkey is he
Look at the monkey, funny monkey
Little red monkey, acting so fidgety
Get out your fiddle and play him a tune, Dick
Very lonesome monkey is he
That was ghastly!
Don't think the monkey liked that medley
Seems to be jumpy, acting so fidgety
You cheer him up, Jimmy, with your euphonium
Little red monkey, cute as can be
Oh, Jim, didn't he love it too? (I got it right!)
If you listen, he'll talk to you
He will chatter the whole day through
(monkey sounds)
Now he's a snappy, happy monkey
Little red monkey acting so merrily
See how we like this little red monkey
Very troublesome monkey is he
Little red monkey
Little red monkey
Won't you stay to tea?
(monkey sounds)
He said yes!
| QUOTE (oolongcha @ Dec 5 2005, 10:15 AM) |
| *sings* Look at the monkey, funny monkey Little red monkey, acting so fidgety Look at the monkey, funny monkey Little red monkey, cute as can be Where is his mama, papa, sister, brother, cousin, rest-of-the-family? Little red monkey, on his own, some very lonesome monkey is he Listen carefully, Dick and Jimmy, 'cause here is a job for you (what is it?) If you get him into the zoo (the zoo?) He'd do all of his tricks for you (joy!) Why not drop him a line or two (what for?) Inviting him to the zoo For if we do (then what?) He'll be a happy, snappy monkey Little red monkey acting so merrily We hope you like this little red monkey Very lonesome monkey is he Look at the monkey, funny monkey Little red monkey, acting so fidgety Get out your fiddle and play him a tune, Dick Very lonesome monkey is he That was ghastly! Don't think the monkey liked that medley Seems to be jumpy, acting so fidgety You cheer him up, Jimmy, with your euphonium Little red monkey, cute as can be Oh, Jim, didn't he love it too? (I got it right!) If you listen, he'll talk to you He will chatter the whole day through (monkey sounds) Now he's a snappy, happy monkey Little red monkey acting so merrily See how we like this little red monkey Very troublesome monkey is he Little red monkey Little red monkey Won't you stay to tea? (monkey sounds) He said yes! |
Woot Woot
Leaders of the Free World
I find it very sad that i can sing this off by heart 
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
| QUOTE (lordi rock @ Dec 6 2005, 06:03 PM) |
| I find it very sad that i can sing this off by heart |
No argument from me there
Computing...
Kinda an acquired taste but i thinks its funny, click on comics in the top left.
http://www.taintedink.com/index.htm
http://www.taintedink.com/index.htm
eh 
| QUOTE (fatgirlgreen @ Jan 27 2006, 10:31 AM) |
| Hows this for a stupid dog link |
That's hilarious, thx FGG i needed that.
Chuck Norris
Some of the youngsters here may not remember the wooden faced Chop-Socky superstar of the 70's and 80's. Here are some internet 'facts' about him...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' blood type is KO.
Chuck Norris won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't apologize. He just stares at them till they realize it was indeed their own fucking fault for whatever happened and they apologize.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a 100 mile road race. Despite being restricted to motion via somersaults and The Macarena, Chuck won the race by 4 days.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.
If you don't know who your biological father is, it's probably Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Some of the youngsters here may not remember the wooden faced Chop-Socky superstar of the 70's and 80's. Here are some internet 'facts' about him...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' blood type is KO.
Chuck Norris won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't apologize. He just stares at them till they realize it was indeed their own fucking fault for whatever happened and they apologize.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a 100 mile road race. Despite being restricted to motion via somersaults and The Macarena, Chuck won the race by 4 days.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.
If you don't know who your biological father is, it's probably Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
ok mine came up wif kate hudson and falco
Mine is beyonce knowles
love this one i am sorry to say i have it on my phone
Martina McBride - 71%
Charlotte Church - 70%
Ashley Judd - 70%
Shania Twain - 66%
Katie Holmes - 64%
Anna Kornikova - 64%
Danni Minogue - 63%
Charlotte Church - 70%
Ashley Judd - 70%
Shania Twain - 66%
Katie Holmes - 64%
Anna Kornikova - 64%
Danni Minogue - 63%
I tried a different pic and got
Bridget Bardott - 70%
Drew Barrymore - 66%
Bridget Bardott - 70%
Drew Barrymore - 66%
David Beckham - 62%
Harry Belafonte (who?) - 49%
Benjamin Britten - 49%
Anders Fogh Rasmussen - 49%
Charlton Heston - 48%
Omar Shariff - 47%
Keith Richards (ffs!) - 46%
Cliff Richard ( ) - 46%
Bae Yon-jun (who??) - 45%
My conclusion is that according to these results, I don't really look like anyone famous at all, with a possible exception of David Beckham
Harry Belafonte (who?) - 49%
Benjamin Britten - 49%
Anders Fogh Rasmussen - 49%
Charlton Heston - 48%
Omar Shariff - 47%
Keith Richards (ffs!) - 46%
Cliff Richard (
) - 46%Bae Yon-jun (who??) - 45%
My conclusion is that according to these results, I don't really look like anyone famous at all, with a possible exception of David Beckham
I've just run a picture of David Beckham and got a message saying "sorry, no faces were detected"
LMAO at Harry and Cliff.
This is hilarious, I tried another pic and got
Danni Minogue - 74%
Jennifer Anniston - 70%
Liv Tyler - 70%
Christina Ricci - 67%
Courtney Cox - 67%
This is hilarious, I tried another pic and got
Danni Minogue - 74%
Jennifer Anniston - 70%
Liv Tyler - 70%
Christina Ricci - 67%
Courtney Cox - 67%
Peter Jackson (Fat guy) 61%
Eduard Shevanardnaze (Huh!) 55%
Adian Quinn (who's he?) 51%
David Lloyd George (Old Git) 49%
Pope John XXIII 47% (Another old git) 47%
Laurence Olivier (An actor of some repute) 45%
Cliff Richard (Grrrrr!) 45%
It's a stupid program and I'm going home...Cliff richard indeed
Eduard Shevanardnaze (Huh!) 55%
Adian Quinn (who's he?) 51%
David Lloyd George (Old Git) 49%
Pope John XXIII 47% (Another old git) 47%
Laurence Olivier (An actor of some repute) 45%
Cliff Richard (Grrrrr!) 45%
It's a stupid program and I'm going home...Cliff richard indeed
Aidian Quinn is a very talented and good looking actor
and i will admit that i also got
Joan collins and Lisa Marie Presley
and i will admit that i also got
Joan collins and Lisa Marie Presley
You've all got loads of faces, i got beyonce and thats it!!
| QUOTE (tae_136 @ Feb 17 2006, 06:03 PM) |
| You've all got loads of faces, i got beyonce and thats it!! |
That's cuz you and Beyonce are unique
| QUOTE (tae_136 @ Feb 17 2006, 06:03 PM) |
| You've all got loads of faces, i got beyonce and thats it!! |
Did you use the little arrows underneath the first celeb pic?
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